Undertale Funny Undertale Sans X Reader

Human!Sans x Human!Reader

Hi there, im using the name Narm but you can but your name instead. I hope you like this and ill put in chapter 2 soon if you like it... :3, yes sans has his powers even though hes 'human'. he just looks human. ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ Narm was walking out of the entrance. She was waving Toriel goodbye walking to the bridge. Sans couldn't believe his eyes; there was a human crossing the bridge. It had been centuries since a human fell. he decided to play a trick on them, just to have a laugh. he started following the human, teleporting away every time they turned around to see if someone was there, and when they stepped on the bridge he slowly waled towards him, until between the two of them there was only an inch of space. "Human." he said in his scariest voice. "Don't you know how to greet a new pal? turn around and shake my hand." he reached out his hand, waiting for the human to shake it. Narm turned around scared hesitantly shaking his hand. As soon as she shaked his hand, a farting sound played. "Hehehe..." sans giggled. "The old whoopee cushion in the hand trick. It's ALWAYS funny." he laughed again. Narm blinked confused. "U-uhm.. Who are you?" She said looking at him. He looked human but he was almost as pale as a skeleton . "You're a human, right?" he asked, putting his hand back in his pocket. "That's hilarious. I'm Sans." he introduced himself; he was tall and pale. his hair was so white it was almost blinding. He had a tired expression, mostly emphasized by the dark circles under his eyes, and a toothy smile; in addition, a bit of beard grew on his chin. He wore a blue hoodie and some black shorts, as if he didn't suffer the cold. "Aren't you cold..?" Narm asked shivering slightly. She was only wearing sweats and a t-shirt. "Not really, no. You, on the other hand, look like you're freezing. Here, have this." He took off his hoodie, placing it on her shoulders and remaining with only a plain, white t-shirt on. "Ah thanks. So are you saying that your.. Not human?" She asked tilting her head slightly "Not exactly. I'm a monster, which means I look like a human but have powers, and other stuff like that." he explained. "I'm actually supposed to be on watch for humans right now. but... y'know... i don't really care about capturing anybody." he shrugged. "now my brother, papyrus... he's a human-hunting FANATIC." Narm slightly shudders. "Should I be scared?" She asks looking around. "nah, he's a pretty chill guy, but i think that's him over there." she took a look over her shoulder, noticing another pale, tall man in the distance. "i have an idea. go over this gate thingy. yeah, go right through. my bro made the bars to wide to stop anyone. and now quick, behind that conveniently-shaped lamp." Narm looked and lifted her eyebrow confused but hid behind it anyways. "SANS!" the other man screamed, approaching him. He was very similar to his brother, but he was taller and his face had no trace of fatigue at all. he was wearing some kind of weird suit and a cape, which kinda made him look like a ridiculous superhero. the two talked, and the taller one seemed very angry, saying something about sans not doing his job before he left. Narm watched and lightly snorted. when his brother was finally gone, he teleported in front of the girl. "You better get outta here, he might come back." he told her."But where will I go? I'm in the middle of the forest. I'll die from hypothermia!" Narm says The monster sighed. "Damn, taking care of humans is hard. Couldn't you dress more properly when you decided to jump in here?" he joked. "I guess i can make an exception for once... come here, we'll take a shortcut." He suddenly held her in his arms, being careful to hold her tight enough. One second later, they were inside of a big house, much warmer than before. "home sweet home." he murmured, loosening his grip on the human. Narm froze. "W-what just happened?" She said wobbling a little. Narm was holding onto him not letting go "I told you about my powers, didn't i?" he asked, not giving any further explanation. "Anyways, this is me and my brother's house. pretty cool, right?" She nodded looking around. "Go sit down while i search for something for you to wear, i guess you might be feeling a little nauseous." he pointed at the couch with a nod of the head, then he disappeared, just to reappear upstairs. Narm Sat on the couch waiting patiently for him to return. Sans reappeared in front of her after a while with something in his hands. "Here you go." he said. "This is my brother's, try not to ruin it." he handed her a white sweater with a big red heart on it. She took it and put it on. "Thanks" she said with a closed eyed smile. He felt a pink blush color his pale cheekbones. "whatever pal." he murmured, turning his head around. She blinked. "Did you blush?" She asked a smug look on her face "Pfft sure, in your dreams maybe." he smirked, a mocking expression on his face. "Now why would I dream of you, frosty the snowman" she said with a giggle. He opened his mouth wide, pretending to be surprised. "oh, why must you hurt me this way?" he asked dramatically. She laughed. "Whens your brother supposed to come home?" She asked looking at the door worried "that's a great question. i honestly have no idea." Narm looked out the window."i don't think he's gonna be here soon anyways, so don't be so tense" "Ok.." She says walking around the house"So how old are you?" She asked all of a sudden "oh, that's a secret. you never ask a monster his age." he joked, letting out a small giggle. "Your probably 200" she said squinting "what? do i look that old?"She squinted at him acting as if she's thinking really hard. "aw come on! you're mocking me!" he yelled. "fine then... let's say i have between 20 and 40 years. maybe 30." " 29?" She asked. he shook his head. "you got pretty close though." "27!" She said pointing at him. "nnooope." he smirked, sitting on the couch. "28?" "that took you long enough, kiddo." "I-im not a kid!!" "how old are you, then?" "I'm 24" she said crossing her arms "see? you're still a kid." he shrugged. "W-what!! We are 4 years apart. Not that much of an age difference!" sans chuckled, finding funny how worked up she would get. She puffed up her cheeks pouting sitting next to him."aw come on, don't pout like a little baby now." he poked her cheek, smiling. She bit his hand, lightly. "ouch! Why would you bite me!?" he yelled, quickly moving his hand away. "You poked me and called me a baby! Who's a baby now?" She said smirking crossing her arms "well i did not bite you! damn, so touchy..." he murmured, holding the hand she bit. She grabbed his hand softly looking at it. "It's not that bad." She said. he felt his cheeks turn lightly pink again, and teleported a few steps far from the couch. "still, you don't bite a complete stranger." "We aren't friends?" Narm said looking a little hurt. " Didn't you say 'don't you know how to greet a new friend'? " "oh shi�" he muttered under his breath. "it's not like that, kiddo. it's just that we barely know each other, so you can't really say you're friends, you get me?" "Oh..alright" she said "I'm sorry for biting you." She's said "it's alright, it doesn't even hurt." he shrugged, teleporting on the couch again. She rested her head on her hand looking at her lap."what is it? are you tired?" he asked ."Kinda.. I haven't slept in 4 days almost. But you shouldn't worry about a stranger" she said "stop being so touchy already, you should totally get some sleep. I can let you stay in my room if you want, or at least until my brother comes back." he reached out his hand, waiting for her to grab it. She hesitated taking his hand. the second she took his hand, they both landed on something soft and bouncy. "Sorry for the mess, i don't clean in here quite often." They were in sans' room, more specifically on his bed; there were clothes and liter all over the room and the bed was unmade, the only thing that seemed more tidy than the rest was a small wooden desk with a computer on it. "Well my room is definitely messier." She giggled "nah, that's impossible." he got off the bad, walking towards the door. "do you want me to leave you alone? so maybe you can rest a bit." "I-i mean I could take the couch.." She said a light shade of pink covering her cheeks "but you're already here, so make yourself at home. i'll go downstairs then, maybe i can eat something..." Narm looked away from him before laying down."well... see ya later then." he turned around, then disappeared. "Bye.." She whispered closing her eyes and falling asleep Half and an hour later, sans teleported back into his room, just to check on Narm. "she's probably still sleeping, she must've had a hard time out there." he thought. Narm had her eyebrows pressed together in stress. Sans looked at her, a worried look on his face. She didn't seem to be having sweet dreams. He sat on the bed, putting a hand on her shoulder and wondering what she was dreaming about. "...mom..." She muttered before waking up sitting up bumping her head into sans"Oww" she said rubbing her head "what's up with you trying to hurt me today, huh?" "Your the one watching me sleep" she said puffing her cheeks up " i was not watching you sleep. i was just checking if everything was alright, and then you started having this nightmare so i just came to see what was wrong." "Ah..I see...well thanks stranger" she said a small smile on her lips. he smiled too, putting a hand on top of her head. "no problem. you sure u okay?" he asked, gently rubbing his hand on her head so that her hair would mess up a bit. "Yea I'm fine" she said chuckling "good. are you still tired?" he asked. "Nah, im fine, how long have i been sleeping?" she asked "an hour, maybe two. that's incredibly little sleep for someone who hasn't slept in days" he smirked, getting off the bed. "Im used to it.." she said rubbing the back of her head. "you should sleep more, kiddo. not sleeping enough will make your brain go nuts." "I can tell" she teased looking at him "ha-ha, very funny." he had an annoyed expression on his face. "anyways, are you hungry? i was thinking about heading to grillby's." "Grillbys? " she cocked her head "oh right, you don't know what grillby's is. follow me, i'll take you there." he got one of his hand out of his pocket, reaching out to her. She took it when she grabbed it, they both teleported. in front of them there was a small pub with a banner on top that said "GRILLBY'S". he moved to the side, doing a small bow.� "ladies first."Narm rolled her eyes walking inside looking around. "A..bar? I think..?" "more like a pub." he shrugged. "come on, get in." She nodded following him. The pub contained a couple of booths and tables here and there , a bar and a broken jukebox in the corner. sitting inside there were lots of different monsters, mostly anthropomorphic canines. everyone greeted sans; he seemed to be pretty popular around there, he greeted everyone back, then took a seat at the bar, where a monster made entirely of fire was cleaning some cups. Narm Sat next to him looking at the firey dude "so, what do you want?" sans asked her. "What do they have?" She asks "burger and fries. a wide variety, i'd say." he chuckled. "Mochi? Or icecream?" She asks her face lighting up her eyes sparkling "Mochi? what's that?" he asked, tilting his head to the side in confusion. "Its a Japanese ice cream" she said chuckling"Its made out of rice and stuff" "japan? i haven't been to japan recently so i really can't say I've ever tasted it." he shrugged. "I know how to make it" she said with a proud face. "really? than you should let me try it one day." "Maybe... only if your nice to me though, so do they have icecream here?" she asked "we have nicecream. is it the same thing?" "Ill try it." Narm said shrugging "It sounds pretty nice" "so, are you gonna get anything?" he asked her again, pointing at grillbys with a nod of the head. "Nicecream please!" she said with a smile. sans chuckled. "you got it wrong, kiddo. they dont serve any nicecream in this place." he laughed again. "Aw man.. well water would be fine" she said grumpily. ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ Thanks for reading! Might go for part 2 hehehehehehe.. should I? ...

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